frank351 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mark Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Very, Very Funny !! I was thinking--if it seems to good to be true--it probably is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snubber Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Very funny.....he should have had one in his pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 ha ha ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I read this to my wife. She didnt laugh as hard as I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I read this to my wife. She didnt laugh as hard as I did Me Too!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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