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  • 2 weeks later...

Little late to the party, but here's a word of warning gents - Your wife (girlfriend even) CAN kill you in your sleep. Honestly, I'm surprised I'm alive. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the middle of the night to find my wife just staring at me. :unsure:

One time I think I pooped a little bit.

Just a little bit.

I definitely peed though.

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My wife is the greatest woman in the world. She's kind, and beautiful, and smart, and ... ok she's gone, she would kill me in a heart beat if I had a life insurance policy.

I kid! She would do it regardless.

:lol:

LOL, YEP.........my wife and i were watching a sitcom the other day where this crazy chick was super gluing her boyfriends sack to his leg while he slept, we laughed together , but my wife had this weird look in here eye.....

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LOL, YEP.........my wife and i were watching a sitcom the other day where this crazy chick was super gluing her boyfriends sack to his leg while he slept, we laughed together , but my wife had this weird look in here eye.....

ROFL!!

I KNOW that look.

That's why we have no glue in the house. At all. :ph34r:

And all the knives are dull.

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