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Well gentlemen ... I have only one response to this one and it is rather nicely summed up by the following video. ;) Providing, of course, that I inserted this link properly!

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

The Address is as follows:

Go Get Me A Damn Sandhwich

1234 No Your Place prkwy

Beverly Hills Ca 90211

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Thanks Chris, guess you been there - eh? you naughty boy.tongue.gif

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Little late to the party, but here's a word of warning gents - Your wife (girlfriend even) CAN kill you in your sleep. Honestly, I'm surprised I'm alive. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in the middle of the night to find my wife just staring at me. :unsure:

One time I think I pooped a little bit.

Just a little bit.

I definitely peed though.

Posted

My wife is the greatest woman in the world. She's kind, and beautiful, and smart, and ... ok she's gone, she would kill me in a heart beat if I had a life insurance policy.

I kid! She would do it regardless.

:lol:

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

My wife is the greatest woman in the world. She's kind, and beautiful, and smart, and ... ok she's gone, she would kill me in a heart beat if I had a life insurance policy.

I kid! She would do it regardless.

:lol:

LOL, YEP.........my wife and i were watching a sitcom the other day where this crazy chick was super gluing her boyfriends sack to his leg while he slept, we laughed together , but my wife had this weird look in here eye.....

Posted

LOL, YEP.........my wife and i were watching a sitcom the other day where this crazy chick was super gluing her boyfriends sack to his leg while he slept, we laughed together , but my wife had this weird look in here eye.....

ROFL!!

I KNOW that look.

That's why we have no glue in the house. At all. :ph34r:

And all the knives are dull.

Posted

That's ok if my wife glued my balls to my leg I'd put salt on her tampons. Take that!

(sorry as an admin I shouldn't say stuff like that) :lol:

Posted

That's ok if my wife glued my balls to my leg I'd put salt on her tampons. Take that!

(sorry as an admin I shouldn't say stuff like that) :lol:

Salt?...................does that work? heheh

  • 3 months later...
Posted

I find that video absolutely offensive and it should be banned from VT! :D

Posted

I find that video absolutely offensive and it should be banned from VT! biggrin.gif

I am soooo sorry ---- did you see the 1st one in the series. It's early in this thread. Pretty offesive also. dribble.gif

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