bzeisman Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 most of the soldiers in my company are smokers and i have become acustomed to being around cigarette smoke and have begun to like it again. this past week, while helping to operate a live-fire range, i went and bought a pack of basic ultra lights and smoked instead of vaped for most of that week. the cigarette i smoked smelled so good, it was begging me to smoke it. the taste wasnt that bad either. after finnishing the pack, i went and bought another it is my belief that i should recieve some sort of penents or otherworldly mission to accomplish to make-up for this grievous error and lapse in judgement. what must i do to get back in the good graces of the vapor god and clear my conscience??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 100 push ups while chanting " I will vape, not smoke"......... or chalk it up to human weakness and vape while chanting " I will not smoke"...... or Just vape and enjoy while chanting " I love vaping" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzeisman Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 what should i do with the smokes i have left-over? (this sin is also compounded by the fact that me roomate is smoking in the barracks while im typing this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ofortuna Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 You are very missed around here!! (Had to say that first!!) I say you have to balance a bottle of juice on your head, hop in one foot and say "smoking is the devil" 100 times!! I would be happy with that!! Then and only then will the gods and goddess of VT forgive you!! Hehehe!! (You are human, you are forgiven now get back to vaping!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzeisman Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 i tried the balance the bottle thing and it keeps falling off (very glad to see someone remembers me here ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Throw the left overs away and get back to vaping. We all fall sometimes. The forum is here to pick you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ofortuna Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Throw the left overs away and get back to vaping. We all fall sometimes. The forum is here to pick you up Agreed!! (And of course you are remembered!!) But I still think you need to do something kinda silly to appease the vaping gods!! Oh I know!!! Sacrifice the analogs in an ancient sacrificial ceremony!! Hehehehe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Rise to attention Soldier and salute those analogs goodbye! Maybe a black Silver Bullet with some Cisco LR510 attys will help keep the enemy at bay. Carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaspine Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 you have acess to a firing range and some heavy duty weaponry,that gives me an idea.. the smokes tempted you and made you feel bad Video of their demise will be you pennance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 you have acess to a firing range and some heavy duty weaponry,that gives me an idea.. the smokes tempted you and made you feel bad Video of their demise will be you pennance Percect !!!!! I think that would be the ultimate way to say good bye to those nasty temptations !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 A good reminder to all of us that we're never safe from the power of analogs. Good to see you back on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 You are mostly certainly remembered. So good to hear from you again. So sad to hear about this. I thought I'd never again be tempted, but maybe I shouldn't be so sure of myself. I hope you go back to vaping and once again forget all about those nasty analogs. But no matter what, you are always welcome here. And if you need some help...we're always here for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snubber Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Welcome back..... I like the firing range idea....I say NUKE EM. Make them suffer the way they've made you suffer. Rip them to shreds with heavy gunfire. Or set them ablaze with some WP. Good luck and get back to vaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzeisman Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 if i had my way (and nobody was looking) id take my M4 and unload in burst mode til there was nothing but little shreads of white paper blowing in the wind. but sad to say, im not that high on the military totem pole to get away with something like that. but you may be on the right track. i do have access to some really 'high-speed' camera gear. my company uses the Canon 5D-Mark 2. i dont think i could post a 21MP picture here without Chris throwing a fit, but ill see what i can do. cant shoot a pack of squares with my rifle but perhaps a sacraficial burning to the vapor gods on one of the spare bbq grills around the barracks (In High Def). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdDog Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Nice to see you back. So you fell off the horse. No big deal and I won't fault you for it. Just get back on the horse and all will be forgiven. Looking forward to seeing you around again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 In order to make ammends please send me 120 ml of Dulcis. Then you will be forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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