Brian Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 In retrospect, this is funny, so I thought I'd share it with everyone. This happened yesterday evening. My house is two story. You go up two steps, turn left, and then go up the rest of the steps. So I had gone up two steps, was trying to get Joey (my 5 year old) to tell me what he wanted for dinner. He was standing at the top of the steps. The conversation went something like this... Me: What do you want for dinner? Joey: Fish sticks and fries. Me: We don't have fish sticks, how about chick nuggets? Joey: How about fish sticks. Me: We don't have fish sticks, what do you want? Joey: Fish. Me: (growing impatient) WE DON’T HAVE FISH! What do you want? Joey: Fish tenders. Me: (getting angry - we go through this with him often) WE DON'T HAVE FISH!!! How about chicken nuggets. Joey: Okay - chicken nuggets and french fries. So, in my frustration, I forgot I was up two step and when I turned to walk away I missed the two steps and took a spill. Now my back is tightening up and my legs hurt. I hate getting old! kitsune, nana and Roober 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 ROFL !!! Gotta love having kids. There was more than once I was certain my children would be the end of me, or at the very least drooling in corner. Love the story Roober 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snubber Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Cute story...been there!! yea getting old does suck, but try to hold out long enough to be a burden on your kids...just to get even..lol Roober 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaHodgehound Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 LOL........ dang kids........rrrrrrrrrrr.......kaTHUMP...bum bum bum ...........................................................ohhhhhhhh................Daddy? U ok??? Roober 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRo9k Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Haha, sounds like a familiar story with a lot of kids I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 LOL........ dang kids........rrrrrrrrrrr.......kaTHUMP...bum bum bum ...........................................................ohhhhhhhh................Daddy? U ok??? I believe his exact words were "Daddy - what did you say?" LOL! Roober 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaHodgehound Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 ROFL!!! OH SHIIIIZNIC!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Two questions. Did Joey ever get his dinner? And did anyone happen to have a camcorder going so we can all view this delightful story? That would be just perfect. Getting old has it's problems, but it's still better than the alternative. Hope you're feeling a lot better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Thanks for good laugh after work tonight Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsJaaxx Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Haha! I swear that stairs layout is a deathtrap! My parents' house had that going on, and I can't tell you how many times my half-asleep self came down the steps and stepped down on the narrow corner of where the two bottom steps happen and busted my rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 kid got a point though, Fish tenders rox the sox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JagSol Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I fell down the stairs SO MANY TIMES! But yes, I understand that kids know how to push one's buttons ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 something fishy about this story... you sure the kid was still at the top of those stairs? just kidding!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JagSol Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I smell psychic powers at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRVapes Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Well, thats what u get for not having fish sticks! Hope your feeling better, JRVapes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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