Jeffb Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 California Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog. #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural. #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it. #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases. #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged. #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals. #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area. #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease. #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene. #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent. #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state. Texas Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog. #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote. #2 Any wonder why California is broke???? Phaseman66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I absolutely Love it. I lived in california for 30 years, but They do waste alot of money !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDucky Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 LMAO so true Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 LOL--Nice Jeff. Is this what you do when you have time off work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDucky Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 LOL--Nice Jeff. Is this what you do when you have time off work? Yeah they suspended him because his ideas made sense and were based in rational thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRo9k Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddavelarsen Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Long live Texas! And .45 ACP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 LOL - Good one, Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporAssassin Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Long live Texas! And .45 ACP! LOL I live in Cali and I know we could find a .45ACP out here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 OMG! Sooo true!! Good one Jeffb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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