snubber Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 I was laying back puffing on some Sweet Dawn and had some ponderings and silly thoughts. (shut up Mark) Why is it we never look to see what the wattage of a light bulb is till we turn it on? Why do we drive on the parkway, but park in our driveway? If you are the owner of a Stucco house,does that make you the stuckie? If it's 1mouse and 2 mice, why isn't it 1 blouse and 2 blise..or 1 house and 2 hise? If chord has the K sound, shouldn't it be a box of Khocolate? Like I said it's just silliness. but thanks for looking.....LOL
Mark Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 After reading that........................... I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back. Phaseman66 1
VegasVapor Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 haha...I always like thoughts to ponder... Kinda like, why do they call it a speed bump if we have to slow down to go over it? Or, why is there braille at drive-thru ATMs? And why do doctors call what they do practice?
Vacker1229 Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 I was laying back puffing on some Sweet Dawn and had some ponderings and silly thoughts. (shut up Mark) Why is it we never look to see what the wattage of a light bulb is till we turn it on? Why do we drive on the parkway, but park in our driveway? If you are the owner of a Stucco house,does that make you the stuckie? If it's 1mouse and 2 mice, why isn't it 1 blouse and 2 blise..or 1 house and 2 hise? If chord has the K sound, shouldn't it be a box of Khocolate? Like I said it's just silliness. but thanks for looking.....LOL I don't know.. Why?
Vacker1229 Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 why do 7-11 stores have locks on the door? I don't know -- Why?
Knight Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 haha...I always like thoughts to ponder... And why do doctors call what they do practice? That's kind of scary! Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
FTJoe Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 That's kind of scary! Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway? George Carlin (sniff) and Steven Wright would be proud of you guys!!
VegasVapor Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Maybe Chris knows the answer to this one... If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made from corn, then what the heck do they use to make baby oil???
Knight Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 George Carlin (sniff) and Steven Wright would be proud of you guys!! Carlin is the funniest man ever! He had too many to list, but heres a great one: "Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
Vacker1229 Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Maybe Chris knows the answer to this one... If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made from corn, then what the heck do they use to make baby oil??? Aaahh Oh
Ofortuna Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 i love the lightbulb one!! i have done that so many times!!
FTJoe Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Carlin is the funniest man ever! He had too many to list, but heres a great one: "Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." The hippy dippy weatherman...
SmokinHammer Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 The hippy dippy weatherman... With the hippy, dippy, weather... man.
Phaseman66 Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Maybe Chris knows the answer to this one... If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made from corn, then what the heck do they use to make baby oil??? Good Question! ...and if a tin whistle is made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
cmdryker Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Why does airplane pilot say this the final aproach (how many have they already had?) If teflon is non-stick,,,how does it stick to the pan,
Vacker1229 Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Why is Snubber wearing Milkbone underwear? When it is a Dog eat Dog World?
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