Now That I'm Vaping...

[Phaseman66]

So I was thinking this morning as I vaped and enjoyed my cup of coffee,

What would it be like if smoking had never caught on, but vaping had?

Would anyone remember that old song 'vapor gets in your eyes'?

Would the beer have gotten to it's destination in "Vapey and the Bandit?"

Would anyone be using the expression 'Where there's vapor, there's fire'?

Would we sing 'On Top of old Vapey'?

and here's my favorite - Would 'Vapey the Bear' tell us that 'only YOU can prevent burnt out attys'?

In WWII would we have heard the Sarge shout to his men during a break in the fighting "Alright boys, Vape 'em if ya got 'em'?

Would we be eating 'vapey links' for breakfast?

I'm sure there's tons more I missed, if you've got a saying or expression that would have been changed - toss it up here.

Edited January 23, 2010 by Phaseman66

[FTJoe]

LOL. One kind of not known, "Smoke you!!!!". Heard in the movie fifth element by the guy I think who was shaving.

[TheGreen]

How about...

Go blow vapor out of your A**

She's vapin'' hot

[Jeffb]

Don't forget the classic "Vapin in the Boys Room"

[Phaseman66]

Don't forget the classic "Vapin in the Boys Room"

And then there's 'Vapor on the Water' The old Deep Purple tune