keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 OK. I am officially DONE reading the news. There is just no need to read anymore. This was on Yahoo's Odd News. LEAD STORY: "Honey, I think I have diarrhea. Have you seen the remote?" " A 55-year-old British man whose bowel was ruptured in a nearly catastrophic traffic accident has been fitted with a bionic sphincter that opens and closes with a remote controller. Ged Galvin had originally endured 13 surgeries in a 13-week hospital stay and had grown frustrated with using a colostomy bag until surgeon Norman Williams of the Royal London Hospital proposed the imaginative operation. Dr. Williams, who was interviewed along with Galvin for a November feature in London's Daily Mail, wrapped a muscle transplanted from Galvin's leg around the sphincter and attached electrodes to tighten or loosen the muscle's grip. [Daily Mail, 11-10-09, 11-13-09]" Yup. Ive read it all now. Im done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 OMG - my face hurts from laughing! Lee Majors will be jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 LMAO - I just love this forum!!! They say laughter is the best medicine, so I should be a very healthy person cause I'm laughing a lot lately and I no longer smoke. Can't get any better than this! Thanks for the laughs, Keenan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal *** remote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdDog Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal ass remote! That is a good one! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 Universal *** Remote !! ROFLMAO !! "DAMMIT CHAD ! STOP hitting REWIND !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 OMG that story and the posts following it are too funny. Thanks for making me laugh today!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 OMG!!!!!!!! Just when I'd stopped laughing I read about a universal *** remote!!!!! I can't even tell you about the images that conjures up. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 LOL! It will be funny if a prankster gets a hold of a universal *** remote! ROFLMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenan Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 Although, I would imagine "pause" could come in quite handy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speakeasy Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 ROFLMAO....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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