keenan Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 'Twas the night before Christmas And on Vapor Talk A member was lurking, you might even say stalk He wasnt a troller, or spammer, or geek A professional bowler ? No, that would be weak He was merely a poster, we'd all seen before Who liked to hang out at the Vapor Talk Store Exotic Tobacco ? Dulcis ? Midnight ? The choices were there, overwhelming with fright And Chris, the store tender, would stand there and watch As the mystery member would oogle the lots For hours and hours as time ticked away He'd click on the flavors, but never on "pay" And Chris, ever patient, would stand there and smile As fast as he entered, he'd exit But why? Its not that he didnt intend to invest In the woozles and wazzles of grape flavored sets It seems that he already had quite a stash Of bottles of Vapor Talks Heavenly Hash And sure as the sun will soon set on horizons His wife wouldve beaned him, for thinkin of buyin So this week, and sadly, he'd have to just gander And spend his payola on pooh bears and pandas But next week is coming, and quick as a wink He's sure to log on and to click on the link That always invites him to grin such a grin Youd think he was 9 years old, maybe just ten So to Chris, Smoking Man, and to Brian and Stu To Nana, To Sinikal, Vegas and Gazoo JeffB and The Green, to Gdub and LordVapor Ofortuna ( My favorite VaporTalk Vaper ! ) Merry Christmas to all, and to those Ive forgotten Dont take it too hard, Im old, my brains shot MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ! Brian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Fantastic Keenan. You never cease to amaze. Merry Christmas my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Good job!!! And a very Merry Christmas to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordvapor Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 That was too cool...Impressed much... Merry Christmas to you and yours.... friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ofortuna Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 All I can picture is a giant size Chris looming over the forums!! Too funny!! That was way cool keenan!! (And I got a whole line of it to myself!! hehehe!!) Merry Christmas my friend!! (And a Merry Christmas to Mrs. K too!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Brilliant Keenan! Merry Christmas to you and your family Kind Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubear62 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 That was VERY nice keenan. TY! MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your Family too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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