Hilarious

[keenan]

Im still in bed, feel like Pattons 5th army has done drills on my head. HAD to get up and move around, check my e mail, and found this. It looks familiar, till you get to the end ! Had to share, going back to bed.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these beetches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Edited December 15, 2009 by keenan

[GDub]

Hahaha, nice Keenan, keep 'em coming.

[Brian]

he he

[VegasVapor]

hahahah...that's great. :rofl:

[TheGreen]

lol....I love the little Johnny jokes. I can't believe you found one PG-13.

[Schizophretard]

Yeah, that is a funny joke. My mom sent me that in my email.