Bebop Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Ok, you are running a little late to work. You've got two lanes. You are coming up on a red light. There are only two cars in front of you, each stopped in their own lane. Left lane : a Prius Right lane: a bus marked " regional senior center transport" Which one do you get behind???? Choose wrong and you're late for work!!! Which will it be??? ....stay tuned. The correct answer will be revealed in this morning's installment of The Morning Commute - or "come on. You're killin' me here..." P.S. you motorcyclists, no cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dang3r Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Prius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compenstine Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Right lane: a bus marked " regional senior center transport" Reason: The Prius is going to turn left and will run out of juice in the middle of the turn. This blocks traffic and you are stuck behind it. Bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishguy1123 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Right lane... Them seniors like to get a lil crazy when out on the open road. Driver probly gets a big tip to put the hammer down! Earthling789 and Bebop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Get in the habit of leaving home 10 minutes earlier and it wont matter which lane Bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeF Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Right lane. Everyone that has ever rode a bus knows bus drivers don't hesitate. Earthling789 and Bebop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthling789 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Right lane... Them seniors like to get a lil crazy when out on the open road. Driver probly gets a big tip to put the hammer down! ^^ This ^^ Never have I been held-up behind the Senior Citizen bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcartervol98 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Just get under the Prius get it loose and put it into the wall. Problem solved! gag8tor, jasonculp, Bebop and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cany Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Prius every prius owner here seems to think they are a half assed NASCAR driver Bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd get behind the Senior transport. It'll take a right turn at the next cross section and you can speed along on your merry way. Bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeF Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Just get under the Prius get it loose and put it into the wall. Problem solved! Spoke like a true NASCAR fan^^^^ Rubbin' is racin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe2003 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Spoke like a true NASCAR fan^^^^ Rubbin' is racin' That just proves I don't watch NASCAR, I thought rubbin was foreplay! Jeffb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 That just proves I don't watch NASCAR, I thought rubbin was foreplay! No thats masturbation GeorgeF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Hehe.... Many of you are smarter than me...... I chose the Prius......WRONG!!!! The bus took off like a shot. But there were 5 cars behind him now blocking my out. The Prius guy must have been trying to get his little dial thingy up to 70mpg cuz he crawled off the line like a, well like a Prius owner, lol. I was banking on him being one of those "license to speed" type Prius owners but I lost that bet. @bcarter - believe me I thought about it. And my Dodge Ram must have looked a little menacing in his rear view mirror as I tried to nudge him along. @Jeffb - ha.....NOBODY leaves 10 minutes early....nobody. Okay, I lost this one. But there's always tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Question #2 You are in the right lane. A van races by doing 10 - 15 over the limit in order to pass you and jump in front of you to make a right turn. There is a placard hanging in the back window. What does the placard say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tug Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Question #2 You are in the right lane. A van races by doing 10 - 15 over the limit in order to pass you and jump in front of you to make a right turn. There is a placard hanging in the back window. What does the placard say? The placard says "Handicapped" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Lol good guess! 😄 But sadly, no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tug Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Did it say "Cowboys butts drive me nuts"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) https://youtu.be/DVVqrE143N4 😄 Edited March 17, 2015 by Bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin.dangelo.9 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Baby on board! Tug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner folks! robin.dangelo.9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tug Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Wow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 robin.dangelo.9 and Tug 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Aw, and I was going to guess: If you're going to ride my @$$, at least pull my hair. Honest to God, that was the bumper sticker on a mini van full of Mom and four kids this morning. Nearly went into a ditch I was laughing so hard. Earthling789, BirdDog, Bebop and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Tug, Tam and tazl37 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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