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Ok, you are running a little late to work. You've got two lanes. You are coming up on a red light. There are only two cars in front of you, each stopped in their own lane.

Left lane : a Prius

Right lane: a bus marked " regional senior center transport"

Which one do you get behind????

Choose wrong and you're late for work!!!

Which will it be??? :)

....stay tuned. The correct answer will be revealed in this morning's installment of The Morning Commute - or "come on. You're killin' me here..."

:)

P.S. you motorcyclists, no cheating!

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Right lane: a bus marked " regional senior center transport"

 

Reason: The Prius is going to turn left and will run out of juice in the middle of the turn. This blocks traffic and you are stuck behind it. :D

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Right lane...  Them seniors like to get a lil crazy when out on the open road.  Driver probly gets a big tip to put the hammer down! 

^^ This ^^  Never have I been held-up behind the Senior Citizen bus :D

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I'd get behind the Senior transport. It'll take a right turn at the next cross section and you can speed along on your merry way.   :)

Posted

Just get under the Prius get it loose and put it into the wall. Problem solved!

Spoke like a true NASCAR fan^^^^ Rubbin' is racin' :evil:

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Spoke like a true NASCAR fan^^^^ Rubbin' is racin' :evil:

That just proves I don't watch NASCAR,

I thought rubbin was foreplay!

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Hehe.... Many of you are smarter than me......

I chose the Prius......WRONG!!!! :)

The bus took off like a shot. But there were 5 cars behind him now blocking my out. The Prius guy must have been trying to get his little dial thingy up to 70mpg cuz he crawled off the line like a, well like a Prius owner, lol. I was banking on him being one of those "license to speed" type Prius owners but I lost that bet.

@bcarter - believe me I thought about it. And my Dodge Ram must have looked a little menacing in his rear view mirror as I tried to nudge him along.

@Jeffb - ha.....NOBODY leaves 10 minutes early....nobody. :)

Okay, I lost this one. But there's always tomorrow!

:)

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Question #2

You are in the right lane. A van races by doing 10 - 15 over the limit in order to pass you and jump in front of you to make a right turn.

There is a placard hanging in the back window.

What does the placard say?

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Question #2

You are in the right lane. A van races by doing 10 - 15 over the limit in order to pass you and jump in front of you to make a right turn.

There is a placard hanging in the back window.

What does the placard say?

The placard says "Handicapped" lol
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Aw, and I was going to guess:  If you're going to ride my @$$, at least pull my hair.

 

Honest to God, that was the bumper sticker on a mini van full of Mom and four kids this morning. Nearly went into a ditch I was laughing so hard.  :lol:

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