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sooo I drive a 1998 Ford f150 4x4 that drinks gas like RedNecks drink beer,,

I pull up ta gas station & while filling & was looking around at the people fill'n up there cars,,

a guy blew outta cloud & the people freaked smooth out!!!!

now me being the ""ULTIMATE RedNeck @$$HOLE""

I coodnt let him blow a cloud like that without me try'n ta beat his cloud,,

I turned my airslot wide open on Atlantis & took me a good 7 second Full LUNG hit

exhaled & did it again...

the clouds covered the pumps & cars fer 3 isles down..

the guy in Red Camaro hollars ''VAPE ON BROTHER''

the people said ''oh its notta cigarette,, we just assumed ya'll were smoking at the pumps''

I had just pulled out when the Police was pulling in with their gumball machines a flashing...

hahahagagaaaaaaaaaaa

now I normally dont vape where a NO Smoking sign is posted due ta now flaunting cloud infront of someone who cant..

my RedNeck Macho ego got kicked & hadda go fer it.......

Edited by HOOKER
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