Crime of the Century

[jonnoh]

A purchase of iStick can't go wrong.

Though the cost of it's one million dong.

Purchased in Saigon

I think it's a come on

With a plug designed by Viet Cong.

Now one million dong's fifty dollars.

Making the shop owners robbers.

Should cost less than forty

Back home I screamed "Lordy"

They cheated me out or ten dollars.

[Tug]

Did someone say dong?

[shen_long86]

Hahaha that one always gets me

[jonnoh]

Indeed "dong". Everytime I'm there I have a hard time with the straight face thingy when some cute young thing in a shop or restaurant asks me for dong. Sheesh! Then of course I'm required to ask, "how many dong?". The laughing fit just a millimetre away. I'm tempted to come back with "you mean *******?"

[Tug]

Lol^^^

[jonnoh]

that ******* is supposed to be schl*** rhymes with dong. Scheesh! I thought this forum was for those over 18. Or at least 16. Anyway not little kids.

[jeanrose770]

******* also rhymes with bong. Just saying.

******* Bong King Kong

This List Could Be Long

Or Should I Sing The Song

Where We Sing Along

Is It So Wrong

That We Love To

Vape On?!

[lintz69]

Alrighty then.