By Request

[jonnoh]

There once was a Sergeant Marine

Who invented a vaping machine

Concave or convex

To suit either sex

With a drip tip attached for the steam.

[jonnoh]

A Massachusetts guy from Lynne

Appeared so uncommonly thin

That when he assayed

To vape every day

He slipped through the tip and fell in.

[Bebop]

There once was a traveler named jonnoh

who left without packing his Ego

He lit up a cig

and said "what the frig?"

Oh no without Ego he won't go

[Patricia]

There once was a mother of 5

Who needed to stay alive

So when the Docs said Emphysema

She let out a screama

No more ciggs for me

From now on vaping it will be