The Two Word Story (Story 1)

[DragonGunner]

The Story That Thought It Could

by VT Forum Members

Two elves laying down in bed at noon having sex with toys. They broke, meanwhile I went swinging the wrong thing and it broke once again. To many body parts got cut into the pile of leaves that have to be hidden from the evil dragon.

The crazy wizard fondled the orb of magical mysticism which smelled like "Jeff B" and lived six miles up the creek of Elve's Mountain between the hollows of tree's. The dwarves who found a big rock with colored mushrooms moss and flowers with nothing but a long petal that is carnivorous.

"Ouch!" said the beaver acting aloof. How did you do that without the beard? Suddenly a round bed downtown in the bottom fell out. I looked up and gasped, because it was huge with stars and a shiny kanger tank that leaked on the very tip that she placed in a magical warm dark place that smelled funny like a wet dog or a foot with drippy oozy toe jam that had more fuzz than a "Moderator" from a little forum called "Got Milk", which is bigger than that other big thing.

But not like the blue turtle that lives below the freeway sign which reads, "Oh ye who thirst for the answers to the name that everybody knows. When they walk with the one who does it slowly distancing yourself away from smelly people smoking a crack pipe running over midgets riding tricycles with dead end jobs".

Waiting for Obama to pass legislation "Ha ha for Obamacare!" I looked....he sucks like a crack ***** with my empty wallet with nothing but a coupon code to my vape store that was expired by stupid liberals who had took away my money and APV, then smiled and said "I'm vaping with a crowd of green aliens, midget wrestlers and three orange banana's and cherries that were large and deformed, quickly eaten with a dark beer now full of vomit but tasty".

Chunky monkey had pink underwear that had brown/yellow stains and holes which smelled like roses dipped in a vat of acid, but luckily my teeth were so freshly flossed. Poo shot out their mouth with a vengeance all over the place, who had a huge plate of chicken livers and gizzards for a silver nickle worth more than a barrel of "Knobs Creek".

I jumped and ran on fire while holding my left three kittens who had three legs like a man with one ball hanging out. After that foundry accident I was left without the other (people who can't see the huge lump on my gonands). So I got a knife that my brother stole from the monk who was going to castrate his lover but realized that it wasn't a good idea because he was just informed that the aliens were inside ready to repeat the cloning process.

The procedure involves a radioactive pregnant cafeteria lady who uses hamburger gravy which controls the intensity, who wants the world that would appear like "The Bigfoot" with a miller lite. He guzzled, burped and threw up disturbing particles that transformed into maggots upon impact. They began to take shape of a light sabre glowing red and spewed green gunk which formed crystals when used to do the dirty zombie dance.

On the first day before the zombie apocalypse a mountain man that enlisted the help of cyborgs from Disneyland, who could lift up obese women while eating cherry pie that tasted like cow and honey, strolled through a sewer and saw a big inflatable elephant with huge toe nails, nose hairs, and boobs flopping around that hit him right in the flaccid penis.

THE END

*Note I edited just a few words to make it read a little better but tried to keep the story line without changing too many words. I hope everyone enjoys it*

Edited February 7, 2014 by dragongunner

[Tam]

You beat me to it! I was going to try putting it all together this weekend. Good job.

[DragonGunner]

Thanks Tam. You can do Story 2.

[Tam]

If time allows I'd love to do it, but if I don't have the time and you do, you did a great job here!

[DragonGunner]

Ok deal. We'll see how long story 2 goes on. I tell you though it took a bit longer than expected. I transcribed it word for word and it took a full 2 blank A4 printer pages to write it all down. Then of course type it all down again and edit a few words to make it sensible. It was fun though. I definitely had quite a few laughs throughout. Thanks for the acknowledgement though. Didn't think anyone would be interested.

[Tam]

I'm just sorry it took so long for me to be able to sit down to read it through and then to comment. To be honest I haven't been keeping up with story 2. I need to go over and take a look so I can jump in.

[VT Andrew]

Nice job!

It's always interesting to see the story in paragraphs!

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This must be what it must feel like to watch your baby grow up.

*Sniffle*