Win Starter Kit and/or 30ml of E-liquid from ElectroLights!

[cpeters1965]

It is upon the wine of "immortal madness" I sip and through comes the creativity of the gods are awakened!

[Patricia]

While taking a trip through Georgia we met a Jolly Farmer Watermelon guy.

[bcartervol98]

I love Banana Nut Bread!

[Jeffb]

I like to sit outside at night and watch the Cool Starrybursts

[Havamal]

Once had a Pomeranian that got squished in a rock quarry, it was quite a coincidence considering his name was Pomegranate.

[Jeffb]

Its time to try some Vanillaccino this AM

[Patricia]

Everyone was mystified when he made his Grape Escape.

[spydre]

For dessert, I just had some New York Cheesecake!

[Patricia]

Ain't nothing like going home to Granny's Pecan Pie.

[tzymroz2013]

Emerging pop band Milla Vanilla Cupcake asked journalist to inform all media outlets that their band has no affiliation to the now infamous pop dou named Milli Vanilli. Milli Vanilli lip synced to the hit song "Girl You Know Its True" during the late 80s Grammy Award show. The band actually won the Best New Artist award but this award was later withdrawn when it was discovered that they were merely imposters. Milla Vanilla Cupcake statement to the press was that their name originated after all members of the band quit smoking cigarettes and began vaping Electrolights products and their delicious ejuice. The group claims they sampled each flavor and they all agreed that Vanilla Cupcake was their favorite ejuice. In addition each shared the dream of becoming millionaires hence the name Milli Vanilla Cupcake. Ironically the band plans to release a few songs from the Milli Vanilli album just for giggles, one is called Ding Dong and "Who Do You Love. Upon checking with Electolights spokeperson, they report no immediate plans to hire Milli Vanilla Cupcake and there are immediate plans to release a ding dong flavor. The company does plan to bring about some elixer type love potions to the ejuice arena and perhaps save their customers millions of dollars in medical bills by eliminating cancer sticks from the American and Canadian diet.

the end......

[wizard46304]

Ok you win.

[Patricia]

They asked me if I liked vaping more then smoking and I said "Damn Skippy" I do.

[Jeffb]

Mango's are the Juiciest Fruit

[cpeters1965]

Twas a perfect day, my camera was in order, the model was on time and the shoot, like a fine aged barrel root root beer went smooth and silky!

[Patricia]

That bully beat him up everyday until he gave him his Alien Throat Punch.

[tzymroz2013]

The Immortal Orange predispersed paint line is a premium tattoo kit that allows amateur artist like me, to easily mix a wide variety of colors in order to create a one of a kind skin art.

[spydre]

I hopeI like Damn Skippy as much as I like regular peanut butter, since I eat it so much.

[Patricia]

I felt like crap today until I took some Go GO JUICE.

[spydre]

Growing up as a kid, my mom used to get Orange Dream Pops in the summer (generic dreamsicles) that I would chow down on every year.

[tzymroz2013]

Steamed Louisiana oysters sprinkled with a dab of Lemonlicious lime juice atop a saltine cracker and served with a Foster Ale beer while hanging out near an open pit fire is absolutely orgasmic.

[Havamal]

The future holds nothing to fear. The wisdom in you is held within your immortal madness.

[spydre]

Steamed Louisiana oysters sprinkled with a dab of Lemonlicious lime juice atop a saltine cracker and served with a Foster Ale beer while hanging out near an open pit fire is absolutely orgasmic.

Not sure you should be talking about orgasms near an open fire pit.

[Jeffb]

I rubbed blue dye all over my wifes body and called her my Smurfberry Cupcake

[vapethecloud]

The future holds nothing to fear. The wisdom in you is held within your immortal madness.

Thanks Havamal I'll sleep easy tonight knowing this to be true. Have a great night everyone!!

[Patricia]

He just thought he wanted that floozy until I showed him my Passion Punch!