TheSmokingMan Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have S**T in it.') The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington DC and just down here campaigning for Obama's Health Care Plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinikal Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Some people are messed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSmokingMan Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Some people are messed up Your a cynic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinikal Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Haha hence the name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
variven Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 ROFLMAOPMP Smokingman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya gotta love those conservative German! Yah? By the way,do you mind if I tell that one to about 10 people? Vari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirdDog Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have S**T in it.') The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington DC and just down here campaigning for Obama's Health Care Plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more." Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSmokingMan Posted October 16, 2009 Author Share Posted October 16, 2009 Glad y'all liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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