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Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have S**T in it.')

The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington DC and just down here campaigning for Obama's Health Care Plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

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ROFLMAOPMP Smokingman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya gotta love those conservative German! Yah? By the way,do you mind if I tell that one to about 10 people?

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Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have S**T in it.')

The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington DC and just down here campaigning for Obama's Health Care Plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

Funny! :)

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