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no, i don't think so? i don't even know of a place named canada. just Canadia, the silly country that thinks it's useful. :)

think my sarcasm was mistaken for a spelling error :)

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Yup were the country above you that live in igloos all year around. ;)

Did you know?

Canadian James Naismith invented basketball to give his physical education students at the YMCA Training School in Springfield, Massachusetts, an indoor team sport to play during the long winters.

Canadians have made many important inventions, including Kerosene, the electron microscope, the electronic organ, insulin, the IMAX film system, the snowmobile, and the electric cooking range.

The Blackberry Smartphone was developed in Ontario, at Research In Motion’s Waterloo offices.

Famous Canadians include Pamela Anderson, Leonard Cohen, Avril Lavigne, Keanu Reeves and Jim Carrey. Among many more.

Sorry I don't find making fun of another's country humorous. USA had gone to war for less.

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lol, i'm sorry bro. i don't mean genuine offense to your homeland, but your country is just kind of the butt of a joke. there's no taking it back at this point.

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American Quiz

You decide that your relationship with your partner is over. How do you break the news that you are leaving?

a - Leave a tearful note on the table and slip away quietly.

b - Calmly discuss the reasons for your decision with your partner.

c - Attack them with a chair in front of a rabble of cheering pumped-up inbreeds on national television.

You are driving along a country road when you accidentally run over a rabbit. What do you do?

a - Stop and see how badly injured it is, taking it to a vet if it is still alive.

b - Carry on driving, but hope it is still alive, or if not, that it died quickly.

c - Strap it across the bonnet of your car and drive home hollering, whooping and throwing empty Budweiser cans out of the window.

You wake up in the morning with a stiff neck after sleeping in an awkward position. What do you do?

a - Ignore it. It will probably loosen up as the day progresses.

b - Take a couple of aspirins and get on with things.

c - Take yourself to a prostitute-addicted TV evangelist faith healer in an ill-fitting wig, who will lay his hands on your head, whilst screaming about the devil in front of an audience of gibbering inbreds.

What do you have for breakfast?

a - A bowl of Cornflakes, slice of toast and a mug of tea.

b - Glass of orange juice, croissant and a cup of coffee.

c - A bag of donuts with ice cream, a 32 ounce steak with six eggs sunny side-up, fifteen pancakes with maple syrup, ten waffles, five corn dogs and a diet root beer.

You and your partner decide to take the plunge and get married. What sort of ceremony do you have?

a - A quiet party with a few friends in a registry office.

b - A church service followed by a traditional reception at a hotel.

c - A minute long mockery at a 24 hour drive-through chapel in Las Vegas, presided over by a transvestite vicar dressed as Elvis.

Your 14-year-old son is going through a difficult phase, becoming disruptive at school and reclusive at home. What do you do?

a - Don't worry. Its just a phase and will pass.

b - Encourage him to get out more, get involved in team sports or join a youth club.

c - Take him to an armoury and buy him an arsenal of semi-automatic weapons and enough ammunition to slaughter a small town.

Whilst getting ready for bed, you stub your toe on your wife's dressing table. What do you do?

a - Shout and swear a bit, after all, it did hurt.

b - Make a mental note to move the table so it doesn't happen again.

c - Immediately call a hotshot lawyer with an uptown reputation, and sue your wife's ***.

You are responsible for the USA's presidential electoral process. Do you:

a - Count all votes and declare a winner.

b - Count all votes and declare a winner.

c - Let the press declare who's won before the votes are counted; then count only the votes which have been handed in by a deadline whilst not checking if Bud, the hillbilly sheriff of nowheres-ville, has left several thousand votes in the trunk of his Chevy 'by mistake', then force a recount of only some of the votes within just one state and allow only 12 seconds for the recount to take place; then be amazed that the recount hasn't finished by the deadline and increase the deadline by another 3.2 seconds; then ignore all votes and let 4 judges decide the result, making sure the judges all support the same candidate; then ponce around the world telling other countries how to run their own elections.

Answers...

If you answered:

mostly a's & b's then you are a normal well-balanced individual.

mostly c's then do the world a favour and shoot yourself with the anti-tank weapon you carry in the glove-box of your pick-up truck.

Have a nice day ;)

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Lol skipping back to the beginning of this thread.... I'm excited to see how their organization progresses. They could be laying the framework for many other countries to follow. If anyone sees any updates please post!

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