Sharon Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? Edited July 13, 2011 by Sharon kitsune 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nana Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Yep, that is exactly right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fran1959 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Good one, I need that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johns Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? Please, feel free to vent. We are here for you. Now could you get me a beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Got milk? http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/12/new-ad-campaign-promotes-milk-as-cure-for-pms/ http://www.everythingidoiswrong.org/#/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcquinn Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Been there.As a target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharon Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Got milk? http://www.foxnews.c...s-cure-for-pms/ http://www.everythingidoiswrong.org/#/ I'd stay behind that sofa if I were you Brian!!!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Ron Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 what if the bulb has a lefthanded thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Gotta love men that like living on the edge !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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