Vacker1229 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Three brothers</SPAN> married wives from different states. The first brother married a girl from Oregon. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second brother married a girl from Florida. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third brother married a lady from California. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 ha ha ha yea that's sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacker1229 Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 be sure to show this to Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I will Well that is when she wakes up from her prego nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacker1229 Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 let her sleep, BTW what are you fixing for her breakfast?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 umm yesterday I made her a batch of "get me a damn sandwhich women!" KIDDING! Actually I have started cooking more. (Doctors orders) which is fine because I enjoy cooking anyway. I also gave her a nice long foot rub per the "what to expect when your expecting book" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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