Christopher Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 I'm stealing this from ECF because I thought it was funny. You Know You've Been Vaping too Long When... (some of my own) - You try to screw your atomizer on top of the E-juice bottle you just topped off with. - You put the wrong end of the ecig in your mouth - You open your pouch while in public and relize you look like a tweaker - You hold your ecig between your left index and middle finger, the cap to the juice bottle on your left thumb and finger along with the cart while using your right hand to drip on the atomizer without spilling a drop. - You use your sock to wipe off the excess ecig juice around your cart because you don't have a napkin (keep it going)
Vacker1229 Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 Your right pocket has 3 charged batteries and your left pocket has 2 dead batteries and the 3 chargers plugged into your usb ports are charging spares when the 1 you are vapeing goes dead you put it in your left pocket and remove the 3 charged batteries from the usb ports and put them into your right pocket and remove the 3 in your left pocket and put them into the 3 chargers plugged into your usb ports....
VegasVapor Posted July 29, 2009 Posted July 29, 2009 You Know You've Been Vaping too Long When... your desk looks like a chem lab.
Christopher Posted July 29, 2009 Author Posted July 29, 2009 You start wondering how much everything is in ML
Royce Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 When you have 4 different kits all the same color haphazordly thrown on your desk and it takes some time to sort out which F*&%#&* battery goes with the atomizer you happen to be holding.
Genet1c Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 You drop the cap for your favorite liquid flavor in between the car seats, so u reach into the center console to pull of another cap from a whole sleugh of empty used bottles.
Vacker1229 Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 tonight I was going to hear a band I like and just grabbed 8-10 batteries and 30ml juice just cuz I didn't want to run out of anything. When I was on analogs I used to grab 5 packs just cuz I didn't want to run out. What a freak I yam!!! Jesus woman -- get it together!!! the band was great and I was vapeing more than the fog machine on stage and i didn't care.
Krakkan Posted August 2, 2009 Posted August 2, 2009 Someone looks at you silly in public and you think they are the strange ones while you are inhaling a silver tube with a pretty blue light on the end :P
Christopher Posted August 2, 2009 Author Posted August 2, 2009 You get pissed off when someone blows analog smoke your way...
Vacker1229 Posted August 2, 2009 Posted August 2, 2009 you get very annoyed with an analog smoker when they tell you the dangers of ecig toxins recently found by the FDA. aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Like their analog is sooooo much safer.
PoppaC Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 I agree... I catch it at work from them and even non-smokers.. Dumb *****!!! Stupid is as stupid does, huh, or says...
bzeisman Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 ive been vaping for a month now and im finding that just about all these 'you've been vaping to long if.....' to be true. is there something wrong with me? :P
KarateLobster Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 When you put a pen in your mouth thinking it's your PV
Vacker1229 Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 When you put a pen in your mouth thinking it's your PV been there -- done that
KarateLobster Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 been there -- done that My coworker laughed his butt off when he saw me do it.
PoppaC Posted August 4, 2009 Posted August 4, 2009 Or walk off and leave your Penstyle on your desk at work and take your pen home with you. You figure it out when you try to vape in the car on the way home....
VegasVapor Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 When you reach into your pockets for eye drops (for contacts) and you pull out a bottle of juice instead...3 times, 3 different flavors. (happened to me this weekend...doh!) That's when I learned to put my eye drops in the OTHER pocket. lol
Vacker1229 Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 When you reach into your pockets for eye drops (for contacts) and you pull out a bottle of juice instead...3 times, 3 different flavors. (happened to me this weekend...doh!) That's when I learned to put my eye drops in the OTHER pocket. lol Be VERY careful with that mistake. I got juice on fingers-- did not wash -- rubbed eye YYYYYEEEEEEOOOOUCHHHIE BURN!!
Christopher Posted August 18, 2009 Author Posted August 18, 2009 oh man yea you don't want to do that!
VegasVapor Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Yikes! Reminds of this one time I ate hot wings, then tried to remove my contacts. Either I didn't wash my hands thoroughly or hot sauce just doesn't come off right away. Yeah...the last thing I want is to accidentally drop juice in my eyes instead of rewetting drops. hahaha. No worries, I'm usually very careful when it comes to my eyes.
KarateLobster Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Yikes! Reminds of this one time I ate hot wings, then tried to remove my contacts. Either I didn't wash my hands thoroughly or hot sauce just doesn't come off right away. Same thing happened to me. Only it wasn't contacts. And I might have been in the bathroom at the time. And I may have screamed a little bit.
VegasVapor Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Haha...I don't remember, but I probably screamed too. All I remember was that I was drunk and my contacts never made it in the case. Found them in the sink all dried up the next morning. lol
Chris Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 When you reach into your pockets for eye drops (for contacts) and you pull out a bottle of juice instead...3 times, 3 different flavors. (happened to me this weekend...doh!) That's when I learned to put my eye drops in the OTHER pocket. lol LMFAO!!! Now, that's a good one.
profbeard Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 You automatically associate the words Screwdriver, Silver Bullet, Titan and Prodigy with vaping instead of tools, werewolves, greek gods and young smartarses
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