JagSol

I'd get ALL the money I've ever spent on analogs to see how many bottles of 30ml juices I'd have...CONTEST IDEA! GOTTA TALK TO MARK!

Little Nikki always fights with my best friend whenever we hang out. Once he passed out on my lap and Nikki ran up, wanting me to hold her. When I told her he went "night night," she started to wail, hoping to wake him up. Kids...gotta adore them

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Lemme check...ugh, I'll ask deathawaits87, he had a small list of emails to spam. If someone comes in with sauce, then ANON DELIVERS!...wait, I'm not in 4chan?! *runs off*

Watch me run like that guy from Midnight Express: I'll be running through the streets with camels blocking my path Hey, it COULD happen!

Well...time to stock up on juice, attys and mace then

Stick to your job, Death. *hands over a sandwich* Hey, BMMAS

*spits out XXX Vitamin water* LOL, gotta lay off this stuff, swore you said...*re-reads sentence* HOLY CRAP! XD

I really do adore kids: my cousin who JUST turned 7 said I had a fat belly. My aunt went but honestly? He made me laugh! I told him that one say, he's going to get one too like his dad and call it BILL. It's innocence like that makes me miss being a kid sometimes

That's understandable. My dad was an electrician...worked on places similar to that, but idk how high he went up though

I like kids in general: they're full of sweet imagination ^.^

Now it's 5 per day! YAY!

I just HAD to give you a +1 for that one, dude! I hate wasabi already as it is and just the image made me cauterize my retinas off

Here's a recent one: I was getting Nikki ready for bed. I asked her if she was ready to go to sleep...she replies "OH NO!" I tell her she needs to sleep so she can get big and strong and eat a lot of food the next day. She then replies: "SALSA!" My daughter is fascinated by salsa, folks -____-

My money's on the random act

...SWEET! *swoons*

I don't think there is such a thing as talking too much here

4.91 per day for me, though once I get my laptop fixed, I'll be BACK ON TRACK! <3

Congrats and ego lover here too!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW xD POO POOS!

*dies of laughter, then resurrects* My bro once called someone a /b/tard after watching South Park when we were small kids xD

ROFL! I love it when I ask Nikki a question and she retorts: "I don't know!" She also gives nicknames to some people, including deathawaits87. She loves calling him Eee

I really do love my daughter, but what I love more is the way she says random things, such as her unique way of saying food to yelling SALSA! What's the funniest thing your kid has said in the early ages?

EWWWWWWWWWW >.<

WIN!...though I've seen better, js