ThatCarGuyDFW

My parents cat isn't a big fan of the vaping. All you cat owners will know that large pupil look of horror.

Kanger Protank II a couple weeks ago then a Smok Zmax. I love this thing. Huge step up from the ego batteries that I was using.

Kanger Protank II a couple weeks ago then a Smok Zmax. I love this thing. Huge step up from the ego batteries that I was using.

Yup. They have been making a huge deal about it this year because ALMS and Grand Am have merged. Should be interesting to see what happens.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ***,
two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck; walked into the
local welfare office
to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know,
I just HATE DRAWING WELFARE, I'D REALLY RATHER HAVE A JOB!
I don't like
taking advantage of the system, getting
something for nothing."


The social worker behind the counter said "Your
timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have
to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and
he will supply all of your clothes."


"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say,
but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
"You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." .....

.......“Regulating e-cigarettes will protect our children from getting hooked on their kid-friendly flavors and marketing. This ordinance stand up for our children while ensuring all residents have the right to clean air and healthy environment." .....


.....meanwhile stuffing them with fast food, red bulls, sodas, And a host of unnecessary pharmaceuticals....

Googled "e cigs are stupid" this morning just to see what the big tobacco and big pharma folks are putting out there to stop us. I came across this... http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=96460 Reading the comments are hilarious. I am assuming since it's called "sonic youth" it's a bunch of holy high horse bible school kids that claim to be non judgemental to your face but flap their gums the second you turn around. I notice a few "I will never quit" comments in regards to smoking. Yeah, cool joe, let's see how that works out when you can't keep up with someone at a walking pace in 15 years.

Is it just me, or is "SuchFriendsAreDangerous" purposely idiotic? Nicotine is NOT a carcinogen. Many of the carcinogens in cigarettes aren't actually carcinogenic until they are combusted. And how the hell did he get a "list of ingredients" of certain brands of cigarettes?

Anyway, he's blowing bs smoke.

Went in for an interview today at a local Fiat dealership. Halfway through the interview, I was told that I was being hired for Fiat but later this year I would be moving to Alfa Romeo. As a car nerd, I never thought I would get the chance to work for such a historic brand.

It feels great to be employed once again and it feels even better to be doing something I was dreaming about for years.

Saw one at a little vendor kiosk in London that was a made out of 1:43 scale model cars. "What are you doing?" "Oh just vaping out of my Ferrari."

I was vaping at DFW in the international terminals with no problems. Got a few odd looks but the most any security did was give me a nod. I know Heathrow just opened a vapor bar in terminal 3.

Went in for an interview today at a local Fiat dealership. Halfway through the interview, I was told that I was being hired for Fiat but later this year I would be moving to Alfa Romeo. As a car nerd, I never thought I would get the chance to work for such a historic brand.

It feels great to be employed once again and it feels even better to be doing something I was dreaming about for years.

Went in for an interview today at a local Fiat dealership. Halfway through the interview, I was told that I was being hired for Fiat but later this year I would be moving to Alfa Romeo. As a car nerd, I never thought I would get the chance to work for such a historic brand.

It feels great to be employed once again and it feels even better to be doing something I was dreaming about for years.

Saw one at a little vendor kiosk in London that was a made out of 1:43 scale model cars. "What are you doing?" "Oh just vaping out of my Ferrari."

I drove a Seven last year and it nearly turned my undies brown

If I am not taking a poo or in an anti vape establishment, I am constantly puffing away. Love my flavors and seeing how big of a cloud I can make or how many vapor rings I can make in a row. (I am up to 8 now!)

I use the Vapetime website or Liberty Flights website both next day delivery. Finding a store in London is very few and far between.

Take a look in Wembley I believe there is one.

Another pub said no on the e cig before I even got through the door. I was taking a drag as I was walking up and a chap was outside smoking. Turned out to be the owner. I did an about face and walked to the pub across the street where they gladly let me vape indoors.

While picking up my bags at the baggage claim at LHR and someone came up to me and started giving me a verbal licking for stinking up the room with my "cigarette" (they used a British slang term that I don't want to repeat here due to it being offensive in the states.) Instead of getting defensive I said respectfully "It's actually a personal vaporizer." After that they started to get more belligerent and a PO came over and asked what the shouting was about. They replied with "This brazen Yankee moron is stinking up the baggage claim with his tobacco." The officer looked at me and I showed him my eGo-cc and he rolled his eyes and laughed a little. Asked them to take in a deep breath and said "Do you smell any tobacco?" They shook their head and said I was hiding it (how that's possible I wouldn't know). He then told them to move along and came up to me, shook my hand and said he was happy to see someone taking a step towards a healthier life style.

Considering I am about to spend 4 hours of my life on layover on my way to England next Monday, I will have to use this terminology when asked about it. I will report back with my findings

An atheist goes for a walk in the woods, admiring what nature has created. Suddenly a bear comes out of nowhere and is about to attack him. With the bear towering over him the atheist cries out "Oh God help me!" Time freezes. Suddenly a light shines from the sky and a booming voice responds. "You have denied my existence all of your life. The moment when you face death you cry out for my help." The atheist, in tears at this point, says "I know, is there anything you can do?" God replies "It is too late for you." The atheist thinks and replies "Can you at least make this bear a Christian before I die?" The light suddenly fades and time returns to normal. The bear pauses before attacking the man, puts it's paws together and says "Thank you God for this meal I am about to receive."

Another pub said no on the e cig before I even got through the door. I was taking a drag as I was walking up and a chap was outside smoking. Turned out to be the owner. I did an about face and walked to the pub across the street where they gladly let me vape indoors.

While picking up my bags at the baggage claim at LHR and someone came up to me and started giving me a verbal licking for stinking up the room with my "cigarette" (they used a British slang term that I don't want to repeat here due to it being offensive in the states.) Instead of getting defensive I said respectfully "It's actually a personal vaporizer." After that they started to get more belligerent and a PO came over and asked what the shouting was about. They replied with "This brazen Yankee moron is stinking up the baggage claim with his tobacco." The officer looked at me and I showed him my eGo-cc and he rolled his eyes and laughed a little. Asked them to take in a deep breath and said "Do you smell any tobacco?" They shook their head and said I was hiding it (how that's possible I wouldn't know). He then told them to move along and came up to me, shook my hand and said he was happy to see someone taking a step towards a healthier life style.

While picking up my bags at the baggage claim at LHR and someone came up to me and started giving me a verbal licking for stinking up the room with my "cigarette" (they used a British slang term that I don't want to repeat here due to it being offensive in the states.) Instead of getting defensive I said respectfully "It's actually a personal vaporizer." After that they started to get more belligerent and a PO came over and asked what the shouting was about. They replied with "This brazen Yankee moron is stinking up the baggage claim with his tobacco." The officer looked at me and I showed him my eGo-cc and he rolled his eyes and laughed a little. Asked them to take in a deep breath and said "Do you smell any tobacco?" They shook their head and said I was hiding it (how that's possible I wouldn't know). He then told them to move along and came up to me, shook my hand and said he was happy to see someone taking a step towards a healthier life style.