TeriJo

Now, let me say that we all do stupid things from time to time. The stupid people I speak of are the ones who do them and don't figure out they are stupid... and repeat same stupid things over and over and over. You know, like parking in the fire lane as a HABIT hehe. The really funny ones though, are the ones who are messing up and just don't know it... like the guy who cut my husband off the other day then whipped HIM the bird like hubby did something wrong. LOL Hubby has gotten used to having kids in the back of the van over the years, so he doesn't cuss, he shakes his finger at the person... INDEX finger I might add. I haven't driven in 25 years and I know the traffic laws better than some of these people, go figure. Very grandfatherly gesture I have to admit LMAO.

Ah another confused fish. Happy Birthday a day early cuz....well just CUZ. Mine was the 14th. So us confuseded fishies have to stick together. Or something... er... fade to black

I adore people... just...ya know..... not right on top of me. And stupid people irritate me. I've figured out why we have so many of them these days too. Labels. And seatbelt laws. And motorcycle helmets.

Uma is trying to tempt us all!!!!! We're going to hell! Oh wait no, just broke. whew, scared myself for a minute LOL

Never got into an accident, but man my hands hated me LMAO OOOOh beer. Sorry, I don't drink and drive. Oh wait.. I don't drive.. GIMME

K. I'll let YOU drive

ummmmmmm Ooooooooooops? Sorry. Well Uma, tell the hubby of yours that I don't drive. I don't have a license. That would be why MY hubby would tell me that. LOL I drove for a while. I decided stressed out Teri should NOT be on the road. When you have to spend 5 minutes unclamping your hand from the steering wheel, it is a clue you should let someone else drive.

Hell no we won't smoke ... repeat until crowd passes out. . . hehe

Well, believe it or not I don't run around talking 24/7 non stop. I don't. I chat on this forum and all, and when I'm on mic I sing, and yammer between songs. But ya know, hubby has never had to duct tape my mouth shut, go figure. I'm not shy, either though. If I think of something funny to say, I'll say it to a complete stranger, I don't care. LOL Although I do have to be careful, thought one poor lady was gonna die before my eyes at the Chinese buffet. The little taped up sign said "Honey Chicken". All I said was that it was backwards, it should say "Chicken, Honey" because that's the answer to the question asked by husbands worldwide "What's for dinner?" I thought it a cute lil twist, but it struck her very funny. So, no more funny comments in the food line. I don't wish to become a murderer LMAO

Yeah and It's actually even worse, I didn't have my glasses on LOL Well no one is going to call me quiet and unassuming anytime soon.

Underground, yep. It would totally suck having to do it, but not as much as going back to being short of breath and hacking all the time. I'd have to have hubby get all solder happy, but he'd do it, he wuvses me. The attys, just seems like there should be a way to make them if pushed, and I bet folks would figure it out. I'd much prefer they get some good studies done and hopefully they say vaping rocks and then the ole FDA and crew caint kill us. A lovely dream I have.

Jeeeeezopete... 266 posts I've posted (so this wud be 267) and none of you have said SHUT THE HECK UP TERI Ya'll are patient souls LOL

I am so picturing a fast forward baby room painting party. What puts these things in my head, I ask you? Looks at the belly. OKAY baby, you can come out and play!!!!!!! LOL

I'm so glad!!!! I drink a lot of water while singing, and I have false teeth, so between the two I do okay. I have butterscotch candies, didn't know about the sour. But they do get the vape taste out of my mouth when I try a flavor I find ICKY

MY hubby would be more like. Okay.....step AWAY from the car. hehe!

I've never been much on forums actually. I realize it's hard to believe, but as a general rule they bore me. All arguments and stuff. No matter WHAT the forum is supposed to be about LOL. Chris has a great paddle OR they stick to IM with it, or we just get along ridiculously well. Whatever it is keep up the good work ya'll!!!!!!!!

Give the feller a break Joe Bob, least he aint no revenooooor! Hehe!!!

Never broke a bone, go figure. Bones are the healthy part on me. I almost feel like I should climb a tree, cept even healthy a fall would friggin HURT at 47 lol. It's interesting all the things that are changing that I never gave much thought to, like the legs. I just thought like Mother like daughter. I was underweight until a few years ago, I knew if I quit smoking I might gain some, but our family has a pretty darn high metabilism as it is. When I started vaping I was 110 - 115, just getting into the range of healthy, now I'm 120-125 - couple pounds more and I'd hit the overweight end of the chart. That would be a first. LOL I love my Ego for the battery life, and it's good looking, but the 901 was a great one to start on. It got me down to these 3 cigarettes fast. I simply discovered that when I got stressed I went through batteries way fast. With the Ego when I'm cussing a computer and pacing and vaping, the batteries keep up. I go through them faster than when I'm mellow of course, but I don't go through three before any are charged. Even with 2 chargers going, forget about it. LOL So the Tornado /Ego Rocks. There I'm back on topic. I'm proud of me! lol

Yeah got our census in the mail. Old Censuses have helped me in the ole family tree search, so why would I diss ya dude? hehe. Although there is so much paperwork on each person NOW I don't quite know that they learn anything NEW. I mean these days you have to SSN your kids before they are out of diapers. LOL I talked to a few folks the other day in the smoking area when we were doing the jury selection thang too.

Well sea, if I had the money to do that I would. However, I think it IS related to the smoking (whether or not it is vascular disease) simply because it has stopped. Now this happened all the time PARTLY because I STILL haven't learned to sit properly LOL I STILL cross my legs or tuck a leg under me when I'm sitting down. In the last month I've not had my legs go to sleep once. Jeez this keeps up I'm going to get YOUNGER. Wouldn't THAT mess with my kids' heads LOL. I also haven't had any RLS episodes in a month either. I usually have those any time I allow myself to get over tired or have to sit for extended periods. I expected to have an RLS night Monday night after having to sit on those court benches all day for jury selection, but nope, all was well, I slept like a rock. Perhaps it is all related, I don't know. My RLS was a light form, usually pacing about for a while and some kneebends would get rid of the twitchy feeling. My mother had it as well, much worse. They said it was hardening of the arteries. Whatever it was I'm sure her chainsmoking didn't help. She did die young, but not of stroke or heart attack. My legs are a much better color these days too, so my theory is gettin the crap outta my system has increased my circulation. I've been smoking since I was nine years old, the going to sleep thing started while I was in the Navy. The doctors didn't seem concerned about it at the time, but that was 25 years ago. Now that I've notice my legs aren't going to sleep on me all the time, I'll try and monitor it more closely, just to see. Teri

Yeah the whole double barrel thing, well, just makes me think shotgun. It's generally considered bad form to put the business end of a shotgun in your mouth, right? lol

It really IS huge. I mean I started the ecig after trying to wean myself off it.... the timed smoking thing....and the least I got down to was 15 a day, and THAT was killing me LOL at 3 a day, I have seen amazing results. The cough is gone, I'm breathing deeply for the first time in years. I've also noticed that my legs don't fall asleep constantly all the time. Nicotine is supposed to constrict the blood vessels, so I didn't expect THAT to get better, since I'm still taking in nicotine. But either it is less than with the cigarettes or some of the other crap was doing it more. Whatever it is,, it's nice not to have to stand by my chair for 5 minutes before walking ..... or like I normally did drag my foot behind me like an idiot! So believe me, even at 3 a day, your health will get much better

Mostly it's the morning cig. The rest I've mostly gotten the triggers off of. I think the rest I may need like a boost. So I think today I'm gonna get a cartridge ready with the 36mg and try vaping that when I decide I need an analog and see if that helps. I don't want to boost myself completely up to 36 when 24 seems to be fine. 18 was actually fine - went to 24 to try and get rid of that 3 analogs a day lol. So I think I'll slowly work my way back down to 18 for the normal daily thang. Got my order of menthol in from awesome....and my sample of cappacino.... plan to try that a lil later in the day. )

No SIR Mr. Officer I'm not a drug addict, I'm a flavor addict.

That's cuz you is SMAART! I knew you was!!!!