OMG! That is truly hilarious. Bravo! Seriously, I laughed out loud. My cat thinks I've flipped. I'm diggin this thing. I put a little Serpent Mini with a .33Ω build on it tonight and I am getting a really sweet vape off of it. It's almost like temp control. Ramps up pretty quickly and then just kinda maintains a mildly warm vape. Nice long inhale and just enough power to the coil to make the flavor shine. I'm having all together too much fun with this vaping thing. One of my first mods was an Eleaf something or other that was a rather fat tube style mod with a 22mm mello atty. The battery didn't last long and I've always wanted one that would take an 18650. Well, this mech fits the bill. Funny, @Tam mentioned that you had some tube mechs on sale and after thinking back for a bit I realized I was eyeing the things but didn't know what they were. I thought they were some kind of weird clear-o-mizer. Now I get it. They were telescoping mechs. Daaaaaa. Oh well, I'm sure they got a good home, lol.