I can dig it, Jonnoh.
How about a little song parody? This one should be familiar enough.... (It helps if you really rock the piano in your head)
Hey dude, don't be alarmed
Take a whiff now and see it's better
The ember is nowhere near to be found
Someone quite profound has made it better
Hey dude, don't be afraid
No need to sew now, a scarlet letter
The minute you look at how it is done
Then you've begun to see it's better
And anyway I wanna say, hey dude, okay
It's new and you've let your fear take over
And while I see you think it's wrong, my god, hang on
We're making the world sanguine moreover
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Hey dude, don't be so mad
I'm doing good now and I feel better
The minute you look at how it is done
Then you've begun to make it better ( better, better, better, BETTER!)
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude
(Everybody sing!)
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude
Naaah, nah nah na na na nahhh, na na na nahhh, hey dude............