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'Twas the night before Christmas And on Vapor Talk A member was lurking, you might even say stalk He wasnt a troller, or spammer, or geek A professional bowler ? No, that would be weak He was merely a poster, we'd all seen before Who liked to hang out at the Vapor Talk Store Exotic Tobacco ? Dulcis ? Midnight ? The choices were there, overwhelming with fright And Chris, the store tender, would stand there and watch As the mystery member would oogle the lots For hours and hours as time ticked away He'd click on the flavors, but never on "pay" And Chris, ever patient, would stand there and smile As fast as he entered, he'd exit But why? Its not that he didnt intend to invest In the woozles and wazzles of grape flavored sets It seems that he already had quite a stash Of bottles of Vapor Talks Heavenly Hash And sure as the sun will soon set on horizons His wife wouldve beaned him, for thinkin of buyin So this week, and sadly, he'd have to just gander And spend his payola on pooh bears and pandas But next week is coming, and quick as a wink He's sure to log on and to click on the link That always invites him to grin such a grin Youd think he was 9 years old, maybe just ten So to Chris, Smoking Man, and to Brian and Stu To Nana, To Sinikal, Vegas and Gazoo JeffB and The Green, to Gdub and LordVapor Ofortuna ( My favorite VaporTalk Vaper ! ) Merry Christmas to all, and to those Ive forgotten Dont take it too hard, Im old, my brains shot MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !